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-- text | voice | video chat | picture message --

(please note that Wall-E may not talk back much, but he will still make an effort to respond to any messages that he is sent)

[you may also use this post to continue threads from any posts that hit recaptcha as well!]

...also because I'm too lazy to make a separate post for this, but here's a list of notable things wall-e has collected:
several pieces of silverware and cutlery (forks, spoons, knives, egg-beater, etc.)
part of a hubcap he found in the garbage (thanks to Wheatley)
a malfunctioning curling iron (courtesy of Shiho)
a knitted hat (courtesy of Leia)
a red ballpit ball (courtesy of Dipper)
some empty boxes and ink bottles (courtesy of Edgeworth)
several (trying really hard to prevent them from wilting) flowers

Comments

voice;

[helmsplitter]

[UGH he's so glad this isn't on video because Wall-E would have seen his face go bright red. Why is he so small and cute... Dotanuki is a war sword dammit! He can't like small cute things!!!!!

He coughs once to cover up the pause and then continues.]

Hey, you collect stuff, right? Can I ask you to collect stuff for me? I'll pay you.

[...somehow. What do robots even want??]

voice;

[trashcubes]

[(Sorry Dotanuki, but it's impossible to resist the cute that is Wall-E, some might even say it's practically illegal to do so.)]

Oh? [Despite the fact that he can't actually be seen right now, he tilts his head at the phone, considering. After a moment of silence, he speaks up again.]

S... sssstuff? [It might be hard to tell, but it's said in a questioning tone: what kind of stuff are you looking for? Is it something in particular?]

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

[Well, he doesn't want to break the law, so......

It takes him a bit to realize that last thing was a question. Talking to robots is difficult when you're not even used to telephones or any modern tech in the first place.]

Do you mean what kinda stuff? [He hopes that's what he means.] Uh, steel. Any high grade steel we-- [UGH he doesn't want to admit he's doing this to be nice.] I can use for repairs. You ever find any high grade steel here?

voice;

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Steeeeel... [Hm... oh! He thinks he might have found some pieces of steel during his occasional scavenging for stuff, so he nods in reply for a moment... before he then remembers to actually vocalize an agreement.]

Uh-huh! [He's not sure if what he found would be considered high grade, but there's no harm in Dotanuki taking a look at it for himself, right?]

voice;

[helmsplitter]

How much do you want for it?

[Because it isn't fair for him to receive and not give anything in return, but he can't completely contain how pleased he is to hear that Wall-E both has the supplies and might be amenable to parting with them.]

voice;

[trashcubes]

Want? Um... um...

[Wall-E's still barely getting used to the concept of money and getting paid for your services here, so he's honestly not sure what he should be asking for as payment.]

voice;

[helmsplitter]

Yeah, want. What do you like?

[Look, he feels you on the money thing. He's a war sword, not a merchant sword. He has no idea what money is good for, but he knows that services are usually paid with something? Rice? Gold? Something...people want???]

voice;

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[There's a bit of a pause, and then...]

...Sssstuff?

[That's what you referred to the things he collected. He likes those... does that count as an answer?]

voice;

[helmsplitter]

Stuff?

[He has to think for a second until he remembers all those things Wall-E was carting about.]

Like the stuff in your can? Stuff from the human world?